My favorite selection from the 14 commandments of the Romans.

1. You’re born tired, you live to rest.

2. Labor is exhaustion.

3. Rest by day, sleep by night.

4. Never do today what you could do tomorrow.

5. When the desire to labor draws near, sit down and let it pass by.

6. No one ever died from too much rest.

And the top 3 are…

7. Love your bed as yourself.

8. You always hear of accidents at work; never of accidents while resting.

9. In life, try to do little, and that little that you do, assign to others.