Too funny: “suspicious orange glow.”

British Prime Minister Tony Blair has spent more than $3,000 of taxpayers’ money on make-up and make-up artists over the past six years, it has emerged. […]

In the run-up to the May general election, many pundits noted that Blair had acquired a suspiciously orange glow.

The prime minister insisted he had merely picked up a tan while sitting in his garden during the less-than-tropical month of April.