(2006-03-22) — Microsoft today announced it would speed the launch of its Windows 3rd Millenium Edition operating system (code named 3ME) making it available in stores “probably some time in 2007,” rather than the scheduled release date of November 2999.

OMG!!! Aren’t they swift?? Efficient?? Accurate?? It’s Microsoft!

Read the whole thing, it’s great. Another lovely release by Ott.

We are still waiting for you people to destroy Google, by the way. 😛